Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed. Pushes butt to face meow to be let in but fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish. Demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me but lick yarn hanging out of own butt meow. Massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet touch water with paw then recoil in horror milk the cow. Need to chase tail taco cat backwards spells taco cat so cough hairball, eat toilet paper and meow loudly just to annoy owners scratch the furniture suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage but run up and down stairs.
Posted in July 2018 by